Week 8 has come by and left such psycho-sexual damage to the captains that none of them sent recaps in...I picture them sitting on the floor of their showers, crying and repeatedly washing themselves.
This marks the end of the official season, we will be having our tournament this weekend. Good luck to all the teams!
Predictions for this Sunday
- All of the Sleazy girls who signed up will decide to show up for tournament game and wonder where all the males from the team are
- The wonderful waitstaff at Martin Mack's will breathe a sigh of relief as they realize this is the last Sunday that will require them to circle around a bunch of drunk kickballers trying to find who ordered the Irish nachos
- A random girl will show up, forget she weighs 95lbs, and proceed to play flip-cup to the point of alcohol poisoning
- Crack cocaine will be available for sale...look for the blonde in the back corner
So, to my fellow Vertigoers who are reading this, please encourage your captains to send in a final post after the tournament...it will be their last chance for highlighting wins, failures, alcohol related incidents, and whatever shenanigans you may have gotten into this season.
See you guys Sunday!
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