Congrats to the White Russians!
Monday, June 14, 2010
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Week 8
Week 8 has come by and left such psycho-sexual damage to the captains that none of them sent recaps in...I picture them sitting on the floor of their showers, crying and repeatedly washing themselves.
This marks the end of the official season, we will be having our tournament this weekend. Good luck to all the teams!
Predictions for this Sunday
- All of the Sleazy girls who signed up will decide to show up for tournament game and wonder where all the males from the team are
- The wonderful waitstaff at Martin Mack's will breathe a sigh of relief as they realize this is the last Sunday that will require them to circle around a bunch of drunk kickballers trying to find who ordered the Irish nachos
- A random girl will show up, forget she weighs 95lbs, and proceed to play flip-cup to the point of alcohol poisoning
- Crack cocaine will be available for sale...look for the blonde in the back corner
So, to my fellow Vertigoers who are reading this, please encourage your captains to send in a final post after the tournament...it will be their last chance for highlighting wins, failures, alcohol related incidents, and whatever shenanigans you may have gotten into this season.
See you guys Sunday!
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Week 7
Week 7 has given you $400 and dropped you off at Planned Parenthood, and in case no one was aware of it, Doug of Morningwood has his flip-cup shit together...
Now this is the kind of stuff that happens only once a season, so make sure you come out to the bar after the games to watch this sort of mayhem ensue...and hopefully be a part of it.
Vertigo FunFact™: After this weekend, a recycler in Lake Tahoe is 306 beer cans richer
This season is winding down quickly, next week is the last of the season games followed by the tournament the next week. Everyone make sure to show up so you can hold friendships/grudges throughout the summer until we pick back up again in the fall.
Predictions for this Sunday
Anyway, onto the recaps. Thank your captain for sending these in...did you know that captains who send these in will be ascended into heaven on a diamond-studded chocolate chariot with Jesus after the rapture?
Morningwood
Morning Wood stood at half mast this weekend with only half the team ready to play. Will scored our only run against Where My Pitches At?’s 2 runs. It was one of our best games in the field with Ron making several key catches and Dave stepping up as pitcher. Morning Wood began to shine on the flip cup table at Martin Macks. The flip cup started with a mix match of Morning Wood versus Sleazy but quickly turned into team survivor flip cup. In the end Doug was the last one standing versus 7 Sleazy’s. The pressure was on but Doug had his shit together and won the round. In 2 weeks Morning Wood will be ready for the second double header of the season and redemption on the flip cup table.
Sleazy
Say it with me gang - DE-FAULT! DE-FAULT! Sleazy won its first game of the season thanks to the White Russian's lack of punctuality. We played anyway, and also happened to score more points than all previous games combined. Maybe it was the lack of stage fright, maybe it was the tribal noises coming from the drum circle (ok, it for sure wasn't that). After the game we headed to the bar for what we feel was the best flip-cup day this season, and blurred the team lines to form SleazyWood and go through more beer than an Irish wake.
Now this is the kind of stuff that happens only once a season, so make sure you come out to the bar after the games to watch this sort of mayhem ensue...and hopefully be a part of it.
Vertigo FunFact™: After this weekend, a recycler in Lake Tahoe is 306 beer cans richer
This season is winding down quickly, next week is the last of the season games followed by the tournament the next week. Everyone make sure to show up so you can hold friendships/grudges throughout the summer until we pick back up again in the fall.
Predictions for this Sunday
- Superdave will find the iPad fairy left his under his pillow
- Someone may die playing king of the hill, and a plaque will be dedicated to them at Martin Mack's
- There will be a debate over the difference between hooking up/boning down
Anyway, onto the recaps. Thank your captain for sending these in...did you know that captains who send these in will be ascended into heaven on a diamond-studded chocolate chariot with Jesus after the rapture?
Morningwood
Morning Wood stood at half mast this weekend with only half the team ready to play. Will scored our only run against Where My Pitches At?’s 2 runs. It was one of our best games in the field with Ron making several key catches and Dave stepping up as pitcher. Morning Wood began to shine on the flip cup table at Martin Macks. The flip cup started with a mix match of Morning Wood versus Sleazy but quickly turned into team survivor flip cup. In the end Doug was the last one standing versus 7 Sleazy’s. The pressure was on but Doug had his shit together and won the round. In 2 weeks Morning Wood will be ready for the second double header of the season and redemption on the flip cup table.
Sleazy
Say it with me gang - DE-FAULT! DE-FAULT! Sleazy won its first game of the season thanks to the White Russian's lack of punctuality. We played anyway, and also happened to score more points than all previous games combined. Maybe it was the lack of stage fright, maybe it was the tribal noises coming from the drum circle (ok, it for sure wasn't that). After the game we headed to the bar for what we feel was the best flip-cup day this season, and blurred the team lines to form SleazyWood and go through more beer than an Irish wake.
