Week 3

No, I didn't make a mistake here. Week 2 games didn't happen due to the torrential rain, those games will either be made up by doubling up on a Sunday or possibly getting a permit for another Sunday.

Anyway, the awesome weather this Sunday made up for the shitty weather last week. This weekend the weather experts are calling for another great day, but what do they know. Make sure to bring that sunscreen people.

Predictions for this Sunday
1. A waitress at Martin Mack's will walk around with a plate of nachos asking every male if he is "Kevin"
2. Sleazy will bring wigs and stuffed sport bras in case no girls show up again
3. A new breed of turtle will be discovered that takes things a little too seriously, Terrapene Pitchus
4. The Kicktators might get their shirts
5. The SF Parks Department babysitter will see how awesome we are and ask when fall registration opens up

Now onto the recaps...or what was sent in. Captains, get on this! Your players come up to be after the game and ask, "Oh gracious historian, why did you not post my captain's witty and clever recap? I assume it highlighted my contributions to the team, on the field and at the bar." I didn't post it because your captain isn't witty or clever...and clearly doesn't care about you.

Stepdads
This week the Stepdads took on the bad ship Sleazy. Unfortunately, the captain of sleaze managed to scare all the girls off by the third game of the season and none showed up leading to a forfeit. We would have liked to have played Sleazy in a real game, but we locked it down in the scrimmage anyway. Good job to Johnny in center field who caught at least 56,468,743,687 fly balls. Jen made some good plays at second and the rest of the team played well also. The rust is finally starting to come off and we are becoming the Stepdads that everyone feared as a small child. While we lost at flip-cup, I'm ok with it. We have decided to take a break this season and play only select exhibition flip-cup games.

As a forecast for this weekend's game, look for the Stepdads to make some fresh turtle soup. And, if we're lucky, Ron will actually hang out with us and come to the bar. I wouldn't hold your breath though.


Sleazy
We had a Sunday Sausage Party this week, and due to that we had to forfeit the game. Who knows what kept the girls at home...maybe it was the excitement over the Sex and the City 2 trailer. Anyway, we borrowed some Pitches and played, putting another coat of color on our farmer tans in the glorious sun.

While we were humbled on the field, Sleazy came through and once again decimated our opponents at the flip-cup table, undefeated after challenging 4 teams. That rose both our spirits and blood-alcohol-content.